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michaeljosephcano: So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she was like BRAND and I was like seriously
eli-sunday: biddybatch: adriofthedead: slow-riot: NEVER LEAVING MY ROOM EVER AGAI at first I was like WHOAAA and then I was like AAAUGH I was like “precious babu, why people hatin’ on snakes” and then I couldn’t breathe punched myself in
There was someone who was/is making an OW women’s zine, and calls themselves a big wlw supporter, and was gonna let a few ppl participate in it and I was like ohhhh let me look up info on that I kinda want to join !! But then I read through their blog
aresnakesreal: like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog.
Happy Halloween. At first I was like BLAH D:< then I was like Blah :| and then I was like Blah? (shrugs)
anthropologist-on-the-loose:anthropologist-on-the-loose:blacksails2017:At first I was like, “Aw, he’s discovering icy crusty snow for the first time, cute!” and then I was like “Oh NO, he’s REALLY discovering icy crusty snow for the first time,
codons: this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont
hippiebabysitterr: today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more
ask-sashapotato: So I found an English version of Guren no Yumiya and I took a little time to put it together with the video to give everyone a feel for what an English dub might potentially look like! (ps, it was higher quality but tumblr said the
mulderscully:EVIL | 1.01 — “Pilot” (2019)You don’t have to believe in the supernatural to know that there are people out there who do bad things and encourage others to do bad things for the sheer pleasure of it. This is where our beliefs overlap.
chronicallycreeping:I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w
lolthefunniest: So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she was like BRAND and I was like seriously
So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.” And then she was like, “BRAND.” And I was
talagaklaudia: michaeljosephcano: So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she was like BRAND and
codons: codons: this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was
today I read one of my friends a poem of mine and his reaction was priceless. First he was silent, and then he was like “that was FUCKING AMAZING.” He started to cry and then asked me to read it again so I did. He said that if I kept writing
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get
j6: my mom was on the phone and she was talking about how it was raining all weekend and then she was like, “you know why it was raining all weekend? to rain out the gays, its unfortunate that they exist” and then I was just like “okay well I
squided: i was sad that the music ran out and then i was like “dude music is an infinite resource just use it again” and then i was like super happy
themoonphase: oh hey i almost scrolled past it and then I was like wait isn’t that my picture xD
deleteyourlife: i’m so stupid today i was getting off the bus and i was like spacing out and then i was like “bye love you” to my bus driver like cuz that’s what you say on the phone when you hang up but I WAS TRYING TO SAY “THANK YOU” AND
nahshaw: My mom was on the phone with her best friend and she was like “no she’s a virgin trust me” and then she was like “Emily talk on the phone with Jess!!” And I was like wtf but said hi anyway and then she took the phone back and she was
cummbunny:the other night me and darfin had such a weird/good night. he was super serious and stern and spanked me really really hard and then we had v rough sex. BUT THEN he let me put make up on him and wrapped me up in blankets while I watched him
and again im sitting here and this group of girls are acting normal until they see me and then they start staring and whispering excitedly and im wondering if they follow me or they’re excited they found the first alien visit earth
THIS IS SO EMOTIONAL, im finding conversations from forever ago but my first real ex was a TEDDY BEAR. and im rereading things and my god he was so cute and sweet and caring and then I read ‘we talked about it on the phone last night’ and I forgot
Like a Drunken Athena
presumably-ukrainian: aresnakesreal: like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they
aphbelarus: Do you ever just accidentally befriend someone you used to look up a lot to like you are admiring them from afar and trying to talk to them and theN SUDDENLY THEY RECOGNIZE YOUR EXISTENCE AND THEN A LOT OF GOOD STUFF HAPPENS AND THEN THEY
MIKU APP UPDATE: she juST ASKED ME “what should i give to Luka?” and one of the options was “tuna” and then she was like “exactly what i was thinking!" miku was……………….that
bentheechidna replied to your post: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH aAAHHHHHHHHH… Was she about to be married? in a way, sure ahahah but then shizuma was like NO and took her little nagisa away because she loVE hER,,,,,,,
softieclair: when i first saw the term ‘dashcon’ i was like “well about fucking time momo gets her own con” and then i was really disappointed omG
i had a dream weiss was telling everyone “hey so, like, my last name? it’s pronounced “Schnee” but its, like, actually spelled ‘Shnaa’.” everyone was like wow omg !! except blake who was like “uh, that sounds fake but ok”
staminanspark:just guys bein’ dudes
